DNA Evidence Frees Man From Zoo?

DNA tests conclusively proved that Duane Panovich, an attraction at the Phoenix Zoo for the past 11 years, was indeed a human being, and not a reticulated giraffe from southwestern Kenya.





Panovich, a 42-year-old electrical engineer who stands approximately 5-feet-11-inches tall, was known during his years at the zoo as Wekesa, the Swahili word for %26quot;shimmering lily.%26quot;





Zoo officials began to sense trouble with their new giraffe a year later when they attempted to breed him with several of the zoo%26#039;s female giraffes. Panovich sired no calves and showed virtually no interest in the opposite sex.





%26quot;That was a big disappointment,%26quot; zookepeer Martin said. %26quot;He had the ability to rut year-round, which is very unique for a giraffe. But when we%26#039;d spray him with female giraffe urine so he%26#039;d become aroused by the pheromones, he%26#039;d try to kick me with his hooves.%26quot;





Wife Claire Panovich petitioned release of husband, arguing his markings, lack of horns, %26amp; bipedal gait were not typical giraffe features

DNA Evidence Frees Man From Zoo?
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Reply:Weird story...this isn%26#039;t real is it?


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Reply:That%26#039;s not funny at all.......
Reply:Wow, Maybe I should tell them about my ex.....


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Reply:hmmm a human being mistaken for a giraffe at 5%26#039; 11%26quot; scary what the world is comming to huh?
Reply:LMAO -- you should be writing for The Onion!
Reply:lol! where did u find that?!
Reply:I feel such a fool, the first thing I did was scroll down looking for a picture link.
Reply:That%26#039;s weird, where did you find this information?? I want to know more about it!!



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